|A Scotsman's Chilli
A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in
He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with
his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chilli.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there
staring at it, the hungry bloke bravely asks,
"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I
The old Jock slowly turns his head towards the
young bloke and says,
"Nah, ye can gae ahead."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and
slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it with
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices
a dead mouse in the chilli.
The sight was shocking and he immediately
pukes up the chilli back into the bowl.
The old Jock says:- "Aye, that's as far as I